Anxieties & Abstractions.Tumblr (3.0; @shelbiroake)http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/K3qDsCH4wUs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>THE WHIP - THE FRANTICS</p>http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/17214418889http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/17214418889Tue, 07 Feb 2012 12:13:38 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyh0idOqam1rn2vcjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Breakfast of Champions.</p>http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/16587901230http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/16587901230Fri, 27 Jan 2012 13:54:13 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyh0b5a4i11rn2vcjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/16587719276http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/16587719276Fri, 27 Jan 2012 13:49:52 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyh088kvGd1rn2vcjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/16587648140http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/16587648140Fri, 27 Jan 2012 13:48:00 -0500<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/shelbiroake/16487963223/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_16487963223" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="267" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Sometimes I make stuff for class…</p> <p><strong>“The Boy Who Actually Saw A Woman’s Breast”</strong><br/>(Ripped & re-cut - inspired by the American Astronaut)</p>http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/16487963223http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/16487963223Wed, 25 Jan 2012 18:28:21 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly2496YDfV1rn2vcjo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>BE AGGRESSIVE! BE, BE (passive) AGGRESSIVE!</p>http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/16121950615http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/16121950615Thu, 19 Jan 2012 12:51:00 -0500<p>You got yerrrself a deal, little lady. Let’s have a date night! <br/>Wine & Liam Neeson. YES!</p>http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/16107892027http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/16107892027Thu, 19 Jan 2012 02:42:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly1bw5iw4H1rn2vcjo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dear Blake Anderson,</p> <p>Can we be Best Friends?</p> <p>- Kookamunga</p>http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/16107802537http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/16107802537Thu, 19 Jan 2012 02:38:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly0bij67sJ1rn2vcjo1_r1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><h6 class="uiStreamMessage"><span class="messageBody">GO SIGN THIS SHIT, RIGHT MEOW: <a href="http://www.topix.com/issue/gay-marriage" rel="nofollow nofollow" target="_blank"><span><a href="http://www.topix.com/issue/">http://www.topix.com/issue/</a></span><span class="word_break"> </span>gay-marriage</a></span></h6></p>http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/16069288739http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/16069288739Wed, 18 Jan 2012 13:32:00 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/eP0QJ_Ba1Bs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This makes me <strong>giddy</strong> <3</p>http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/16066525915http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/16066525915Wed, 18 Jan 2012 12:13:17 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxuzvzaIzC1r6j7rho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…</p>http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/16019706330http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/16019706330Tue, 17 Jan 2012 15:35:06 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxy8w8nPan1rn2vcjo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxy8w8nPan1rn2vcjo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/16008879356http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/16008879356Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:40:56 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxy8l4K3r91qasbyxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedaintysquid.tumblr.com/post/16008680151/happy-50th-birthday-to-my-favorite-actor-ever-jim">thedaintysquid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Happy 50th Birthday, Jim Carrey! <span class="st">♥ </span><span class="st">♥</span></p> <p><span class="st">Also celebrating a birthday - Andy Kaufman. <br/></span></p> </blockquote>http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/16008714658http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/16008714658Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:35:28 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vcKTJh_NuVw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>mmm… boob scotch.</p>http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/15982382121http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/15982382121Mon, 16 Jan 2012 20:33:38 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxvmfvp0ld1rn2vcjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>He see’s you when you’re sleeping.</strong></p>http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/15933260546http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/15933260546Mon, 16 Jan 2012 00:40:43 -0500<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/shelbiroake/15932928529/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_15932928529" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="706" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Long live Duke Fluffernutter!</p>http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/15932928529http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/15932928529Mon, 16 Jan 2012 00:34:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxs65rPZiT1rn2vcjo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxs65rPZiT1rn2vcjo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Real Talk.</p>http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/15820213747http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/15820213747Sat, 14 Jan 2012 03:56:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxs5b4jCCI1rn2vcjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>EVIL DEAD the MUSICAL.</p> <p>In the “Bloodsplatter Zone”.</p> <p><strong>FUCK. YEAH.</strong></p>http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/15819878372http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/15819878372Sat, 14 Jan 2012 03:37:52 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxq06fRYHf1qzr3gjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hejjmobejjmo.tumblr.com/post/15777866865/moped-half-avocado-take-out-the-pit-place-egg">hejjmobejjmo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://moped.tumblr.com/post/15762156274/half-avocado-take-out-the-pit-place-egg-in-its">moped</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>half avocado, take out the pit, place egg in its place. season to taste and broil. </p> </blockquote> <p>SAY WHAAAAT?! I’m making this tomorrow.</p> </blockquote>http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/15819779882http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/15819779882Sat, 14 Jan 2012 03:34:04 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxr3wnuqqN1rn2vcjo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Do you ever wake up and think, <strong>“Was that a dream?!”</strong></p> <p>… A pit of horror and anxiety begins to grow in your stomach as you relive the awkward moments of the previous evening and you think to yourself, <strong>“Holy shit, did the Pizza Delivery Guy really try to grope and kiss me? Yep, that definitely happened.”</strong></p> <p>God Dammit.</p>http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/15784081873http://shelbiroake.tumblr.com/post/15784081873Fri, 13 Jan 2012 14:09:00 -0500fuck my lifeawkwardinappropriatepizza guy